So I’m eating a hi-chews and my mom comes in and she’s all “what’s a hi-chew” so I explain that it starts as gum and ends as candy and my mom starts reading the ingredients and says “it’s bad for you”
You’re not telling me anything I don’t know
It’s SUPPOSED to be bad for me
Moms think we’re naive.
But we know what we want.
And we know it will kill us.
YES MOM, ICECREAM FOR BREAKFAST IS A THING.